A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "Whats
the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor." She asks, "How often do
I have to do that?"
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast
hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I
could cite you for indecent exposure ?" She says"Why officer?" "Because your
breast is hanging out." She looks down and says, OH MY LORD, I left the baby on
the bus again1"
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at
the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper
cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!" "NO",
the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF."
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said,
"We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the
moon!" The blonde says, "So what? Were going to be the first on the sun!" The
Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't
land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up"! said the Russian. To which the
blonde replied, "Were not stupid, you know. Were going at night!"
IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the
dice and she landed on Science and Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a
vacuum and someone calls you name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and
then asked, " Is it on or off?"