The Ugly Bus
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes head on into a truck, and everyone
They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have
experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to
be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one
in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His
fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is
halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left,
this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing
his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The
guy eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again."
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