"A pet friendly  55+  Mobile  Home  Park  in  Tucson Az."

Office # 520-887-0608

"Park Manager"   Nancy Panten

"A pet friendly  55+  Mobile  Home  Park  in  Tucson Az."
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 Life goes on and with these words of wisdom we can understand why!

a.  Gardening Rule: When weeding,  the  best way to  make sure you are removing a weed and  not a valuable plant  is to pull on it. If it comes out of the  ground easily, it is a valuable  plant.

b. The  easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

c. Never  take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

d. There  are two kinds of pedestrians - the quick and the dead.

e. Life is sexually transmitted.

f. An  unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

g. If  quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who is the fool who said  "Quit while you're ahead?"

h. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

i. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

j. Some people are like Slinkies: not really good for anything, but you still can't  help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

k. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

l. Whenever  I feel blue ....I start breathing again.

m.  All of  us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

n. In the  60's, people took acid to make the world weird.  Now the world is weird and  people take Prozac to make it normal.

o.  How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to  start a barbecue?

 

 

 

 


Friendly-Village of the Catalinas
"A pet friendly  55+  Mobile  Home  Park  in  Tucson Az."

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