Life goes on and with these words of
wisdom we can understand why!
a. Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make
sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it.
If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
b. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
c. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
d. There are two kinds of pedestrians - the quick and the dead.
e. Life is sexually transmitted.
f. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
g. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who is the fool
who said "Quit while you're ahead?"
h. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
i. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
j. Some people are like Slinkies: not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
k. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
l. Whenever I feel blue ....I start breathing again.
m. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
n. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world
is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
o. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a
whole box to start a barbecue?